James Gordon

I'm a man of few words so I'll quote the lines of a favorite movie of mine: "I won't be wronged...I won't be insulted....And I won't be laid a hand upon...I don't go around doing these things to other people and I expect the same in return." To give you a clue the movie is a western. However there are some rules I won't compromise on: 1. Wax or shave off my body hair. (Watching the "40 Year Old Virgin" did that for me.) 2. "Watch Brokeback Mountain. (Not my cup of tea.) 3. Do anything stupid that will bite you in the ass. 4. Date a Woman who owns a Chihuahua. (Traumatic childhood experience.) 5. Date a woman who can pick me up over her head and body slam me to the ground. (Just kidding.) Except for these 5 rules, I'm a harmless teddy bear who gets along with any woman. As for the special lady in my life I'm looking for: 1. Someone who is confident in herself and her own sexuality. 2. A woman who keeps herself in shape both mentally and physically. 3. Enjoys soft wet kisses that last all night long. 4. Who talks the talk and can walk the walk. 5. Who enjoys the finer things in life. From wearing an evening gown at a cocktail party to wearing denim shorts and boots at a monster truck rally. So if you're up to the challenge, send me an e-mail with pictures.