Adam Gave

I am an awesome dude with awesome friends. My usual hangout is Ryan's Bar, where the Silver Bullet Revival Band runs wild every night and the cool jams of Eddie Vedder never cease. I have achieved many great things in a very short time, which often intimidates people, but on the inside, I have a heart and bones and stuff and that's what makes me special. Sometimes I sleep on things or on driveways, but sometimes I just stand there. It's what I do and people are proud of me for it. Here are some things people often ask me: Q. Why are you sleeping in my driveway? A. I'm not, your driveway is just laying underneath me. Q. How can the Silver Bullet Revival Band run so wild and yet at the same time be so smooth? It seems like a paradox. A. Some things cannot be explained in words. Q. Why did the SBRB choose Ryan's Bar as their main hangout? A. The combination of high quality standing areas, plush seating areas, and two driveways make it the perfect place for standing, sitting or sleeping.